lxght-speed:

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

THESE ARE FUCKING GOLD

I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

onyeplaysdrums:

bookiesbooty:

Brand new update STILL no black people emoji.

Apple wtf

thatpotterguy:

faithandfury:

alwaysstarwars:

This is my new favorite thing.

HAHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@ianbohen]
drumcorpshero:

#marimbasonthefield

drumcorpshero:

#marimbasonthefield

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*